
My crazy upstairs neighbor taped this to my sliding glass door the morning after I had some friends over to pregame for my birthday party later that night. There was one (1) beer can left on MY patio…
Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL
Contributed by: ogryanlee

This is what happens when your neighbor is jealous!
Location: Oxford, CT
Contributed by: anonymous

Yet another gargoyle in P-town. I’m just glad this one is chained up! Note the Jolly Roger curtains, too. Oh, Portland…
Location: Portland, Oregon, USA
Contributed by: Chris Harris

With the appearance of the fake spring we had recently here in Portland, this flock of pink flamingos landed in my neighbor’s yard. They were strangely still and unmoving, almost like those little plastic pink flamingos that live mostly in retirement villages in the south. I prefer to think that no one would do this to their yard intentionally, so I choose to believe that it must have been a wild flock posing as the crappy plastic variety.
Location: Portland, OR
Contributed by: Dawn Foster

Has that old copy machine worn out its welcome? Then it’s time to kick it to the curb, perhaps literally. Who cares if it’s a dreary, drizzly day? Slap a free sticker on it and someone will certainly pick up your busted, soaked copier. Right?
Location: Portland, OR
Contributed by: Adam DuVander



My favorite part is the sweet disco ball!
Location: Portland, OR
Contributed by: Todd K.

I occasionally walk by this house, which is just bristling with gargoyles. Not pictured are the video game cabinets. They usually have a moving van parked out front and a rotating collection of a dozen tarp-covered classic video game cabinets stowed in the side yard.
Location: SE Portland, OR
Contributed by: Brian Enigma

Hey, I’ve got an idea. When we’re done enjoying the Christmas tree in our living room, let’s leave it in the bed of our truck for a month or so. That way, the whole neighborhood can enjoy it!
Location: Portland, Oregon
Contributed by: Steven

The gargoyle is an interesting choice for a porch decoration. Maybe they bought it with plans to upgrade their house to a castle someday?
Location: Portland, OR
Contributed by: Dawn Foster

This house always perplexes me. Why the tin foil? What’s going on in there? It looked really cool in the evening sun this day, though.
Lately, there has been an enormous note written in marker on the front door, instructing FedEx and UPS to go around back. What is she expecting? Deliveries from aliens?
Location: Portland, OR
Contributed by: Sarah Gilbert